To, Those Saintly
Souls Whose Heart-Beat
For
Terrorists N Naxalites Rights
Dear Concerned Citizen,
Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the LASHKAR-E-TAIBA and INDIAN MUJAHADEEN terrorists and Naxalites captured by Indian Forces, who were subsequently locked in prisions awaiting hanging .
Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here in New-Delhi. You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new department here at the Department of Home Affairs, to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.
In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided, on a trial basis, to divert several terrorists and Naxalites and place them in homes of concerned citizens such as yourself, around the country, under those citizens’ personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence , next Monday.
Kasab is your detainee, and is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. You will be pleased to know that we will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Kasab are commensurate with your recommendations.
Although Kasab is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome those character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counselling and home schooling, however, we strongly recommend that you hire some assistant caretakers.
Please advise any friends, neighbours or relatives about your house guest, as he might get agitated or even violent, but we are sure you can reason with him. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless in your opinion, this might offend him. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills either in your home or wherever you choose to take him while helping him adjust to life in our country.
Kasab will not wish to interact with you or your daughters except sexually, since he views females as a form of property, thereby having no rights, including refusal of his sexual demands. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him.
You also should know that he has shown violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.
You take good care of Kasab and remember that we will try to have a counsellor available to help you over any difficulties you encounter while Kasab is adjusting to Indian culture.
Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man. Good luck and God bless you.
Cordially,
P. CHIDDU
Cabinet Minister
Ministry Of Home Affairs
Govt. Of India
NEW - DELHI
P.S. : kind attention - Swami Agnivesh and Sh. Shanti Bhushan
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