JEST FOR YOU :
Who else can do this but a SAMART INDIAN SETTLED IN U.S. OR CANAIDDA! A family in Punjab was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA, sent by their sister. The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass cover
When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which read dearest brothers and sisters, I am sending you our mother's remains for burial in Amritsar . Sorry I couldn't come along as the expenses were so high. You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of Libby's corned chicken and 12 cans of Luncheon Meat. Just divide it amongst yourselves. On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks for Happy Singh. There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Tunde's son & Tomi's sonS Unnataar & Ekhataar, bahataar. Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for MILKHA, MIKKA, FOZA, SWEETO, HONNEY , and the rest are for my nephews. Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favourite), one for DIMPY, EKWINDER, SIMIRAN, SONIYA, RIMPY & PREETO, and the rest divide them among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria 's Secret panties that Mama is wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins .Mama is also wearing eight Dockers pants - HARJINDER , please get one for yourself PARMINDER, LOVEY and the rest are for the boys.
The Swiss watch you asked for is on Mama's left wrist, please get it. Aunty TAIJJU, Mama is wearing what you asked for - earrings, rings and a necklace; please take them. Also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings that Mama is wearing one is for LAKHAN , one is for SUKHWINDER, BALJEETEY, HARJEET, SURJEETEY, and the rest must be divided among the teen-age girls/boys there. I hope they like the colours.
Your loving sister - JASSI
P.S. Please take care of finding a nice dress for Mama for her burial. (YOU MAY GO TO LUDHIYANA OR PATIALA FOR A CHEAP KAFFAN..) In case you need anything that I may have forgotten, please let me know as UNCLE IS NOT FEELING TOO WELL....
Is she caring and thoughtful of her family or just too greedy? Is all about having fun, continue to add flavour to your life. laugh a fab MORNING to y'all!
Who else can do this but a SAMART INDIAN SETTLED IN U.S. OR CANAIDDA! A family in Punjab was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA, sent by their sister. The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass cover
When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which read dearest brothers and sisters, I am sending you our mother's remains for burial in Amritsar . Sorry I couldn't come along as the expenses were so high. You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of Libby's corned chicken and 12 cans of Luncheon Meat. Just divide it amongst yourselves. On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks for Happy Singh. There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Tunde's son & Tomi's sonS Unnataar & Ekhataar, bahataar. Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for MILKHA, MIKKA, FOZA, SWEETO, HONNEY , and the rest are for my nephews. Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favourite), one for DIMPY, EKWINDER, SIMIRAN, SONIYA, RIMPY & PREETO, and the rest divide them among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria 's Secret panties that Mama is wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins .Mama is also wearing eight Dockers pants - HARJINDER , please get one for yourself PARMINDER, LOVEY and the rest are for the boys.
The Swiss watch you asked for is on Mama's left wrist, please get it. Aunty TAIJJU, Mama is wearing what you asked for - earrings, rings and a necklace; please take them. Also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings that Mama is wearing one is for LAKHAN , one is for SUKHWINDER, BALJEETEY, HARJEET, SURJEETEY, and the rest must be divided among the teen-age girls/boys there. I hope they like the colours.
Your loving sister - JASSI
P.S. Please take care of finding a nice dress for Mama for her burial. (YOU MAY GO TO LUDHIYANA OR PATIALA FOR A CHEAP KAFFAN..) In case you need anything that I may have forgotten, please let me know as UNCLE IS NOT FEELING TOO WELL....
Is she caring and thoughtful of her family or just too greedy? Is all about having fun, continue to add flavour to your life. laugh a fab MORNING to y'all!
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